Rules of the Internet

These are the rules of the internet:

Rule 1. Do not talk about /b/
Rule 2. Do NOT talk about /b/
Rule 3. We are Anonymous.
Rule 4. Anonymous is legion.
Rule 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
Rule 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 8. There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON’T.
Rule 11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
Rule 12. Lurk moar — it’s never enough.
Rule 13. Nothing is Sacred.
Rule 14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
Rule 15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 16. There are NO girls on the internet.
Rule 17. A cat is fine too.
Rule 18. One cat leads to another.
Rule 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Rule 21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
Rule 22. /b/ sucks today.
Rule 23. Cock goes in here.
Rule 24. You will never have sex.
Rule 25. ????
Rule 26. PROFIT!
Rule 27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
Rule 28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
Rule 29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
Rule 30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
Rule 33. Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
Rule 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
Rule 36. No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
Rule 38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
Rule 39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
Rule 41. If there isn’t enough just ask for Moar.
Rule 42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
Rule 44. The internet is not your personal army.
Rule 45. Rule 45 is a lie.
Rule 46. The cake is a lie.
Rule 47. If you post it, they will cum.
Rule 48. It will always need moar sauce.
Rule 49. The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 50. Anything can be a meme.
Rule 51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
Rule 52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
Rule 53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
Rule 54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
Rule 55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
Rule 56. Don’t mess with football.
Rule 57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
Rule 58. Anonymous does not “buy”, he downloads.
Rule 59. The term “sage” does not refer to the spice.
Rule 60. If you say Candlejack, you w
Rule 61. You cannot divide by zero.
Rule 62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
Rule 64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
Rule 65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
Rule 66. This is not lupus, it’s SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
Rule 67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
Rule 68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
Rule 70. Also, cocks.
Rule 71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can’t slow down, it’s gonna go.
Rule 72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
Rule 73. If you express astonishment at someone’s claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
Rule 74. If it hadn’t been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
Rule 75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
Rule 76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
Rule 77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
Rule 78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
Rule 79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
Rule 80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
Rule 81. That’s not mud.
Rule 82. Steve Irwin’s death is really, really funny.
Rule 83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 84. Rule 87 is true.
Rule 85. Yes, it is some chickens.
Rule 86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
Rule 87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
Rule 88. If your statement is preceded by “HAY GUYZ”, then you are not doing it right.
Rule 89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
Rule 90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
Rule 91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
Rule 92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
Rule 93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
Rule 94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
Rule 95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
Rule 96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
Rule 97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
Rule 98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
Rule 99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
Rule 100. ZOMG NONE